Bread With Handles

aka the bread I baked on Friday that collapsed on me. I turned some slices to French toast this morning for breakfast and here they are in all their abnormal glory. I just thought some of you would crack up further. It has entertained me to no end to eat bread as strange looking as these. And I didn't even have to squish them to get them to look that way... Mom, I know you're laughing. Laugh some more.